Leigh's only hope is despair...

Leigh from The House of Wheels has finally revealed his master plan for the ladies - wait until they are desperate. From an e-mail discussion :

As far as a love life, it doesn't exist. The girls I am interested in are far too...
sane to go out with someone like me, so I need them to stay single for long enough
until they realise they're running out of options. Then I go in for the kill.

Fair enough, Leigh, fair enough. At least you are honest :p

By the by, I don't mean to embarrass you too much, Leigh, it is simply in response to the friendly slurs on my family, and the status of my colon :p