Thursday, December 14, 2006

Those damned gullible Belgians

From News.com.au

BELGIANS reacted with shock and disbelief when a state television channel announced that the Flemish part of the country had declared independence and that Belgium was no more.


Fair enough, I guess... but


In fact, the whole exercise was a spoof, intended only as a thought-provoking introduction to a television debate on the question which has long divided the two halves of Belgium, French-speaking Walloon and Dutch-speaking Flanders.


Oh... but wait, it gets better ...

The channel invited viewers to text message to say whether they had been fooled, and according to early results, 89 per cent said they had believed the programme in the beginning - and six percent continued to believe it even after the message saying it was a hoax.


You would think that those 6% were the biggest idiots, but it gets better still...

Even some ambassadors in Brussels admitted to being taken in and sending back messages to their respective capitals, according to the president of the Belgian Senate.


Crazy! Then again, European intelligence these days is becoming more and more an oxymoron...

Leigh's only hope is despair...

Leigh from The House of Wheels has finally revealed his master plan for the ladies - wait until they are desperate. From an e-mail discussion :

As far as a love life, it doesn't exist. The girls I am interested in are far too...
sane to go out with someone like me, so I need them to stay single for long enough
until they realise they're running out of options. Then I go in for the kill.


Fair enough, Leigh, fair enough. At least you are honest :p

By the by, I don't mean to embarrass you too much, Leigh, it is simply in response to the friendly slurs on my family, and the status of my colon :p

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Music Review - Paradise Lost - Symbol of Life (2003)

I actually picked up these guys albums kinda by accident on eBay. However, it was a reasonably pleasant surprise, because this album is particually good, especially if you are into darker rock/metal, though not quite at the doom metal label that they attracted due to their 90's work.

Symbol of Life as an album isn't truly metal, not being hard enough, but their metal roots do come through with fast moving drum beats and rapid rythem guitar. The songs vary, from the hard rock 'Channel for the Pain' to the almost synth/rock combo song 'Symbol of Life'. Funnily enough, these two songs I like best, though it seems that I like artists the most when they go to the edge of their limit in one direction or another, or just past it - 'Do the Evolution' by Pearl Jam for example, or 'Fuel' by Metallica (yeah, I know, but I don't care what you think of me).

All in all, a good listen, as is their latest album Paradise Lost (2005), and Believe in Nothing (2003). Go and listen to it online somewhere, or buy the album if you like your rock dark, and somewhat edgy, but not weepy.

Rating
8/10

This could make things interesting...

From News.com.au

THE Democrats' razor-thin control of the next US Senate has been cast into doubt, with a senator undergoing emergency surgery after he developed stroke-like symptoms.

...

If he had to be replaced, South Dakota law says Republican Governor Michael Rounds would name someone to finish the final two years of his six-year term. An election for a successor would be held in November 2008.


Interesting. This could either benefit or hurt the Republicans and the Bush administration. Either it could benefit them by enabling confirmation hearings to be held properly and legislation modified or toned down from the House, or it could hurt them by not enabling them to put up their hands and blame the Democrats for any hardships or woes over the next two years, as it seemed some commentators from the right were looking to do.

Then again, the Senator may well just get better, and this whole thing could add to nothing. But it will be interesting to see.

Religious Villification case in Vic gets reopened

Those stupid religious vilification laws down in Victoria put two pastors down there in some trouble for trying to inform a Christian meeting about Islam. However, the Supreme court of Victoria has ordered a rehearing of the case.

Quite frankly, Bracks can go shove the laws down his pie hole, and God probably wants him to do it too. And since idiocy isn't a religion (even though in the Victorian government it has many fanatical adherents) the religious villification laws don't even apply to me saying that.

(Hat tip to Andrew Bolt and The Currency Lad

The Rapture game? Idiots...

From News.com.au


Left Behind: Eternal Forces, is a teen-rated PC strategy game based on the wildly popular Left Behind Christian book series created by Tim LaHaye and Jerry Jenkins.

The game is set in New York City after millions of Christians have been transported to heaven.

Players are charged with recruiting, and converting, an army that will engage in physical and spiritual warfare with the antichrist and his evil followers.


Whatever. The people who believe in the rapture in the first place - where Christians are called up to heaven, leaving the earth as the AntiChrist comes to power, etc, and leaving the new converts to fight it out with the dark one - have obviously never really read 1 Corinthians 15:50-52

50I declare to you, brothers, that flesh and blood cannot inherit the kingdom of God, nor does the perishable inherit the imperishable. 51Listen, I tell you a mystery: We will not all sleep, but we will all be changed— 52in a flash, in the twinkling of an eye, at the last trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, the dead will be raised imperishable, and we will be changed.


In a flash. Doesn't leave much time in there for the rapture, especially as there is no mention of either people going up early (The Rapture) or of those new Christian converts left behind afterwards. In other words, there is no time delay between the transformation of the body and the day of judgement - it all happens at once. So the entire premise for the books, movie and game are off. So I don't really care about the game, apart from the impact it has on the truth. But at least the idiots, if they were going to make a game that would see Christians going around slaughtering pawns of the AntiChrist and the false Prophet, would get the theology right? Too much to hope for, I guess.

Just when you thought times were changing...

From The Australian -

ETHIOPIA'S brutal Marxist dictator, known as the African Pol Pot, became the first fallen leader to be found guilty yesterday of genocide in his own country after a 12-year trial.


No way! A brutal Ethiopian Marxist dictator is going to get the chop, right? I mean, things must be really improving in Africa if they are holding their own to account for their crimes, huh.

But then ...

Former president Mengistu Haile Mariam, who fled to Zimbabwe in 1991, was accused along with top members of his military government of killing thousands during his 17-year rule.


Ok. He fled to Zimbabwe, but surely the local authorities will turn him over, right? Especially with Mugabe being a favorite down at the UN and all, and the UN being so big on cracking down on genocide and bringing brutal dictators to justice. So he will be sent back to where he came from, I'm sure. Especially with these fanatical internationalists on the case.



Human rights groups welcomed the verdict, although President Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe has made it clear that he is not prepared to entertain any extradition requests.


Oh. So the trial was pretty pointless, eh? But wait, internationalist group Human Rights Watch has something important to say.


"Verdicts such as this build up pressure and send the message that leaders who are bloodstained must not be allowed to retire in comfort," said Peter Takirambudde, Africa head of Human Rights Watch.


Huh? So Mengistu isn't allowed to retire in comfort, yet he walks free in Zimbabwe, ruled another bloody-handed dictator, Mugabe. So the entire thing was a waste of time, as far as actual justice goes.

But wait! The article goes on ...

Charles Taylor, the former Liberian president, was in exile for many years in Nigeria, but was arrested this year and will go on trial next year in The Hague.


Oh, so they include another dictator that they actually managed to find. But he is going to The Hague. How did that Milosevic trial go again? He died of old age before the trial was even half over. Go figue.

So on one side we have a dictator in Mengistu who has been found guilty of genocide, in his own country no less, yet he is free to hang out with his other dictator friend Mugabe in Zimbabwe, and so therefore the verdict from the trial of Mengistu is meaningless, and no action can be taken against him, and probably none ever will.

Then on the other side, we have Charles Taylor's future trial occuring in The Hague, which will take years if not decades, assuming that everyone involved in the process doesn't die of old age first.

And then we have the mass murdering former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, who is actually in the country he is being tried in, and has recieved a sentence ensuring he will not retire in comfort - it involves rope and a crossbeam. But it seems that Human Rights Watch likes to talk about justice, but doesn't like it actually happening

The HRW report (into Saddam's trial) says: "The significance of the trials is difficult to overstate.

"For the first time since the post-Second World War Nuremberg trials, almost the entire senior leadership cadre of a long-lived repressive government faces trial for gross human rights violations committed during their tenure."

But the report concludes that the court did not take account of this international significance, and seemed unaware of international practice.


Oh no! Not international practice, which seems to be trumpeting convictions that will never be carried out, or having trials which never even get to the judgement phase, for some of the most ruthless bastards of the 20th and 21st centuries.

And that is assuming that instead of eliminating these bastards, the internationalists don't applaud them, like when Mugabe got up in front of the UN and likened Bush and Blair to Hitler and Mussolini.

So it seems that we have four current and ex dictators here, and all are to be treated differently -

1) Mengistu : Convicted in absentia, however extremely unlikely to ever actually be arrested or for the sentence to be carried out due to his hanging out with dictator # 3

2) Taylor : Arrested and to be tried under international process, and likely to die under it (from old age).

3) Mugabe : Still in power, still starving his people and destroying his political and tribal opponents.

4) Saddam : Will most likely hang for his crimes at the hands of his own people, in his own country, reasonably soon.

Only one didn't rely on international processes during the proceedings, or lack thereof (in Mengistu's and Mugabe's case). Guess which one?

First post, and first thoughts.

After months of agonising, I've finally decided to actually make my own blog, and this time, actually keep it going. I'll comment (hopefully) on news, current affairs, philosophy, history, politics, economics, religion and anything else that I can dredge up that takes my interest. Apologies in advance for the potentially bad spelling and grammar, let alone the multitude of inanity that I will probably put out for everyone to see.

The first thought is a philosophical one - that the mind thinks, the heart feels, but the soul moves. And when we believe the truth, our soul is moved, and everything changes - our perception of reality, our place in the world, our purpose, our future, everything. The total amount of movement depends on the overarching nature of the truth - so if we believe the truth that the sky is blue, it is a small movement. If we believe that Christ was the son of God, then that is an enormous movement.

But when one believes a lie, then everything else is moved - our perception of reality, our place in the world, our purpose, our future, is falsified - we only seem to be moved. This is why two people who believe in mutually exclusive ideas, one correct and one false, can be equally feverent in their belief that they are correct - for both have felt that they know the truth, and the truth has moved their souls, and therefore everything else. That is why there are so many misguided fanatics around in the world - for the greater the lie, the greater the perception of movement if it is believed by the individuals, and therefore the greater truth they believe is involved, and the more radical shift in thinking, in outlook, etc that they have.

Anyway, it is a work in progress, so let me know if/when the flaws kick into the argument.

More blogging tonight, so that when I get people to blogroll me, there will be something for people to see.